May 2012
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shavingryansprivates:
i don’t understand how studying works
do you just like look at a textbook or something
used-to-be-alright:
Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT
i just finished james and the giant peach
it was just as adorable as i remember :3
monstrousreg:
obviouslyinfinite:
/LOST THE ABILITY TO EVEN
Mr. Earthworm is literally me.
Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.
commanderinqueef:
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
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omg the skeleton pirates i totally forgot this part dis shit b terrifying
Avengers signatures masterpost
alaskan-bullw0rm:
the-star-spangled-avenger:
Chris Evans
Chris Hemsworth
Jeremy Renner
Mark Ruffalo
Robert Downey Jr.
Scarlett Johansson
Tom Hiddleston
(I was bored so I decided to post this)
mark u feelin’ ok man
bannerisms:
guess what i’m going to watch
JAMES AND THE MOTHERFUCKING GIANT PEACH
omg do you guys remember james and the giant peach and how fucking great it was
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I can’t let you die without knowing you are loved so many and so much and by no one more than me.
my little sisters friend is so irritating
i love yelling at her
literally the best thing ever ok
madeagoestohell:
my mom is downstairs making potato salad and i asked her if it took 3 days to make and she told me to go away
i dont think she got the joke
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my mom is trying to make me feel even worse about myself
wow thanks mom you’re helping a lot
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finthefish:
Wow, never thought I would have to make this post but I NEED HELP.
If anybody is in the Olympia, Washington area please house me for a week at most.
I have been kicked out for my life choices i.e. Gender Identification and Sexuality.
If you’re not able to house me, please boost me. I have no where to go and I’m probably going to stay at my current residence for a night since I...
Vincent and the Doctor is the best Doctor Who episode and no one can tell me otherwise.