Courage is a kind of salvation

just promise me we'll be all right

28 May Even this fake twitter account knows my life is a joke.

Even this fake twitter account knows my life is a joke.

28 May

shavingryansprivates:

i don’t understand how studying works

do you just like look at a textbook or something

28 May

used-to-be-alright:

Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT

(Source: you-are-an-airplane)

28 May

i just finished james and the giant peach

it was just as adorable as i remember :3

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28 May 1-800-pussy: one of the girls in my class was checking her hair in her calculator

1-800-pussy:

one of the girls in my class was checking her hair in her calculator

(Source: anrdew)

28 May

(Source: terracottasky)

28 May

kingsandheroes:

evil-e-x-p-e-l-l-e-d:

AAHHAHH Thor’s curlers.

i was so confused for a sec because two captains and then omfg coulson

28 May

monstrousreg:

obviouslyinfinite:

/LOST THE ABILITY TO EVEN

28 May

supersexyheroes:

wicked-grin:

gpoy every time i get drunk

Same

(Source: deidarawr)

28 May

Mr. Earthworm is literally me. 

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